Father for Real

Did you call her girl parts a hamburger?

We had our second chance at finding out our baby’s gender yesterday. As the doc was looking around on the ultrasound, she began explaining what she was seeing. She said she was pretty sure it’s a girl, as girl parts show up as three lines, which she pointed out. She then said “we call it the hamburger.”

Under most circumstances I like creative names for private parts, and I totally get the patty surrounded by buns analogy. But seriously? You just called my unborn baby’s vagina a hamburger!